“BITCOIN” UPDATE

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!🐵🐵🐵

He announced that he would buy the monkeys @ $100 each.

The villagers thought that this man was mad.8íjn

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave them to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold them  to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys @ $200 each.

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!🐒

They sold the remaining monkeys @ $200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys @ $500 each

The villagers started to lose sleep! … They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got $500 each.🙊🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.🙄

Then the merchant announced that he was going home for a week.  And when he returned he would buy monkeys @ $1000 each!🐵💵💵💵💵💵

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he had bought.  He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.🤠🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

The merchant went home..😎

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at $1000 each.☹️😞😓

Then the employee told them that he would sell some monkeys @ $700 each secretly.

This news spread like fire.  Since the merchant buys monkey @ $1000 each, there is a $300 profit for each monkey.😬

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐵🐒🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

The employee sold all the monkeys at $700 each.  The rich bought monkeys in big lots.  The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came! …😤 Then they ran to the employee…

But he had already left too !😉

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ $700 each and were unable to sell them! 😩😫😨😰😭😭😭😭😭

The Bitcoin will be the next monkey business.

😜

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business. 🐒😉

That’s how it will work🤣

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