Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame  broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says……”I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.

I think it  should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote  tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two night clubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could  call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy,” and the other a topless bar called “You Mecca Me Hot.”

Next door should be a butcher shop  that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork  restaurant, called ” Iraq of Ribs.” Across the street there could be a  lingerie store called ” Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins  in the window modelling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would  be room for an adult sex toy shop , “Koranal Knowledge,” its name in flashing  neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called “Morehammered.”

All  of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of  us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.” Yes we should  promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are  not laughing or smiling at this point… It is either past your bedtime, or  it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!!!!

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